The original quotes board was intended to record the funny moments of my last year at good 'ol UC, and it did a good job. So due to popular demand the quotes board is back in a new and improved MySQL databased format. The way you do things is still the same, and still easy to use, but there are some added features that you may see. This is an unmoderated board since I do not allow posting from just anyone, you will have to email me a request to become a poster to this board. Please note in your email why you want to be a poster and what password you would like to use. However there are rules that I prefer my trusted posters still follow. These are:
- Please only funny stuff. It should be funny to anyone (some additional explaination may be needed). You have to use your own best judgement for this. Meaning if only 3 people are going to understand it, like an inside joke or a very specific cultural thing (i.e. D&D, online movies that not everyone has seen, etc.).
- Please no movie quotes. As I said this is intended for historical sake, I want to know what my peeps said not movie characters (most of which I havent seen or don't remember).
- There is a proper format for posting.
If it is a single quote said by one person simply type the quote in the space provided and choose their name from the drop down list. If there name is not in the list click the "add name" button. (fairly self explainatory ain't it). It is up to you how the quote itself is formatted, use quote marks, dashes, etc.
For a multiple person quote choose the LAST persons name from the drop down list. Others should be listed as
"quote1" - name,<BR>
"quote2" - name,<BR> etc. The <BR> at the end of a line is HTML code for a line break, you can use these whenever you wish to make a line end and the rest of the content continue on the next line.. I ask for this because generally the last thing said is what makes all of the quotes funny. And second because this groups them together making much more sense than three quotes in a row which may or may not be related.
- This is not a competition, do not post only to add to your or anyone elses score. I have the statistics only to show that I am First. (hehehe). No really, I gave it an order just for reference.
- Please provide a description of the quote if needed. Do this by clicking the Add Comment link next to the quote. This way it is easier to remember why the quote is funny. Multiple comments can be added, and in the comments anything goes. Leave your name as part of the comment if you wish, but this is optional.
- There used to be an anonymous account on here but that was no good because I couldn't go to the poster and find out the story behind the quote. So if you want a login to the site and I deem you worthy you shall have one. See above instructions if you want to request a login.
- Only I, Clapsadl, can disobey these rules competely, so screw you. Make your own damn quote site if you don't like the rules.
That is all, thank you. Happy posting.
(The old quotes site is completely operational but please don't post there, it is up only as an archive.)
